Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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