I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
