Jerry, you need to find god
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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