sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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