***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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