I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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