Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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