so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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