Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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