Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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