Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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