i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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