Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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