Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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