Taylor Swift is so right about you.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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