I want to stick my p in your. b.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
