I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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