This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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