champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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