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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

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(515): View more from Iowa

If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.

(641): View more from Iowa

Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?

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(515): View more from Iowa

I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.

(407): View more from Florida

Its part of my fall instant classic line.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken

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(214): View more from Texas

Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you

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(812): View more from Indiana

You fucked him, didn’t you?

(317): View more from Indiana

He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!

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