Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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