just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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