i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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