My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize