eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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