Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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