I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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