This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have demons in me.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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