i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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