who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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