I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you mean i was at the winter classic?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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