i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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