Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Dick very happy bro
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