like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
