when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
She's JV to your varsity
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Even the bartender felt bad for me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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