he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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