What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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