Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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