definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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