I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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