Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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