This girl is more easily done than said...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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