oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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