Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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