Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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