out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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