Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
