We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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