We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hippo gnu deer
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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