Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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