I heard we made out
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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