Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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