Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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