12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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