Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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