Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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