You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
In America we eat man semen.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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